August 2011
July 2011
I hate when people stare at me
Do I entertain you?
“Swimming in the money. Come and find me.”
– Nemo (via historysaidwhat)
“Stop. Hammer time.”
– Charles Martel (via historysaidwhat)
The Tangential: How to Read the Secret Sexual... →
thetangential:
-“Is this seat taken?”: You want me to know that you respect my space, and should whatever happens here between us today—what ever crazy conversations about global deficits or learning Arabic we get into—I will know that you always had my interests first.
-Putting on a shawl: It’s cold in…
Sup Dude: Let’s face it - English is a crazy... →
illicitwords:
Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for…
Watchangelicafadil:
SO CUTE
Nintendo needs to make this a commercial
“Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children.”
– Walt Disney (via thatawkwarddisneymoment)
“I’m jumpin’ in my ride, I’m headin’ out tonight. I’m solo, I’m ridin’ solo, I’m...”
– Paul Revere (via historysaidwhat)
“They’re thieves! They’re thieves! They’re filthy little thieves! Where is it?...”
– LeBron James after the 2011 NBA Finals (via historysaidwhat)
“I’m really too young to be feelin’ this old.”
– Benjamin Button (via historysaidwhat)
“Look Ma, no hands!”
– Venus de Milo (via historysaidwhat)
“Now I’ma hit this drink up like it’s my last.”
– Romeo (via historysaidwhat)
“Woo-Hah! I got you all in check.”
– Bobby Fischer (via historysaidwhat)
“I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven. When I awoke, I spent that on a...”
– Lucifer (via historysaidwhat)
“What should I scream for? This is my theme park.”
– Walt Disney (via historysaidwhat)
The Tangential: Reasons Why I Was Fat as a Kid →
thetangential:
1. Recently my mom and I were babysitting my toddler niece and my mom encouraged her to have her first sip of Coke Zero. See, when I was a kid it wasn’t zero.
2. I needed to have every McDonald’s Happy Meal toy. If it happened to mean eating four chicken nuggets and a little pocket full…
The Tangential: What I Know About Medicine From... →
thetangential:
-Mood music is playing all the time.
-Interns are constantly having sex with each other, but they are still prone to sexually transmitted diseases.
-Only surgeons are real doctors.
-Doctors can only date doctors. If they date someone normal, they will cheat on them with a doctor.
-All…
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my reaction
“Cash rules everything around me.”
– Croesus (via historysaidwhat)
